Comments on Magpie Musing: Why do we get disturbing thoughts?

I was most insulted by someone getting to my blog ...

2009-10-21T23:47:09.172-04:00

I was most insulted by someone getting to my blog with the search "saggy tits blog."

Hmmppfh!

This cracked me up! But, I do try not to look at m...

2009-10-21T18:57:50.159-04:00

This cracked me up! But, I do try not to look at mine too often, because some of the searches really do give me disturbing thoughts.

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be funny or no...

2009-10-21T15:52:31.913-04:00

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be funny or not, but I find it hilarious. I think I'd love to know what people are googling and find my blog instead. But I don't know how.

And now I'm really curious to know who Amanda Hesser is. I really want to google her.

And this is why I do not have a sitemeter account ...

2009-10-21T12:57:18.608-04:00

And this is why I do not have a sitemeter account on my blog. This kind of information would not be good for me.

Oh. So I'm not alone?

2009-10-21T10:20:09.578-04:00

Oh. So I'm not alone?

Were it not for disturbing thoughts, I'd have no t...

2009-10-21T08:55:06.519-04:00

Were it not for disturbing thoughts, I'd have no thoughts at all.

Ayyy, those are some interesting searches, my fri...

2009-10-21T07:43:44.038-04:00

Ayyy, those are some interesting searches, my friend. Perhaps we're all a bit disturbed!

disturbed people have disturbing thoughts. which ...

2009-10-21T00:21:27.296-04:00

disturbed people have disturbing thoughts.

which makes us all disturbed, I guess.

Hmmmm... that's a disturbing thought.

I was right in the middle of typing a comment when...

2009-10-20T23:37:31.065-04:00

I was right in the middle of typing a comment when the voices told me to burn things....they usually give me my disturbing thoughts

Wish I knew. I have many. We need the imagination...

2009-10-20T23:07:55.185-04:00

Wish I knew. I have many.

We need the imagination in order to act in a future directed way. It runs away with us? One of those evolutionary backfires that makes human life barely tolerable--kidding! Sort of!

Why do we bloggers look at search terms that give ...

2009-10-20T21:44:40.056-04:00

Why do we bloggers look at search terms that give us disturbing thoughts? (because we just can't help ourselves, argh).

I know there is a method to this google analytical...

2009-10-20T19:33:48.372-04:00

I know there is a method to this google analytical madness, isn't there? When I saw you for lunch I can promise you the last thing I was thinking was "I wonder how much it would cost me to get a colonoscopy?"

I think I'll take a gander at my Sitemeter after r...

2009-10-20T17:38:53.526-04:00

I think I'll take a gander at my Sitemeter after reading this!

I don't know who Amanda Hester is...should I?

I had a disturbing thought about google today: Why...

2009-10-20T17:29:17.489-04:00

I had a disturbing thought about google today: Why is Mylife.com asking me if I want to know who googled me? No I don't want to know. Well, maybe I do want to know, but I don't want to PAY. And more disturbing, would be if the people who I google, (ex-boyfriends) knew I was googling them!

The two searches that most commonly land people on...

2009-10-20T17:19:49.707-04:00

The two searches that most commonly land people on my blog are "pain under arm" (how does that possibly get to my blog?) and "nail polish and floor." Apparently a lot of people need to know how to get nail polish out of a tile floor (I did actualy write a post about this). Anyway, odd.

I've no idea why we get disturbing thoughts; but c...

2009-10-20T17:11:42.668-04:00

I've no idea why we get disturbing thoughts; but considering how many things there are to worry about I'm just relieved that not ALL of my thoughts are disturbing.

We get disturbing thoughts because people are sear...

2009-10-20T16:56:46.404-04:00

We get disturbing thoughts because people are searching for strange things and finding you. I mostly get people who've typed in Dorothy Parker's famous line.