tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post890254774587483752..comments2024-03-03T12:52:18.548-05:00Comments on Magpie Musing: One SentenceMagpiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-79861668383869499372008-11-17T15:29:00.000-05:002008-11-17T15:29:00.000-05:00so a dyslexic walks into a bra...so a dyslexic walks into a bra...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-2966635724477260562007-12-05T18:54:00.000-05:002007-12-05T18:54:00.000-05:00LOVE THIS.What do you call a cow with no legs?Grou...LOVE THIS.<BR/><BR/>What do you call a cow with no legs?<BR/><BR/>Ground beef.kiridahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13124659092594167420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-3627278040229623982007-12-04T13:37:00.000-05:002007-12-04T13:37:00.000-05:00I left the tab open and everything, and I am still...I left the tab open and everything, and I am still blanking on good one-liners. I have longer stuff, but that does not fit the genre. Oh, well. <BR/>Funny stuff from everyone else, though.Juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09745262857388007041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-80322405981296029892007-12-03T22:08:00.000-05:002007-12-03T22:08:00.000-05:00OK, I had to have the P-Dog explain this joke to m...OK, I had to have the P-Dog explain this joke to me, but once he did, I was totally ROFL!!! Loved. It.<BR/><BR/>What did the zero say to the eight?<BR/><BR/>"Nice belt."Rimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883046753707687727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-12673622858796480282007-12-03T21:50:00.000-05:002007-12-03T21:50:00.000-05:00This is a great joke to use especially when the ta...This is a great joke to use especially when the talk is getting off-color and maybe you're feeling a little uncomfortable<BR/><BR/>"What do you do with a elephant with three balls?"<BR/><BR/>"Walk him and pitch to the rhino"azurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16643585235486241167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-89283870172994025292007-12-03T21:49:00.000-05:002007-12-03T21:49:00.000-05:00Ahh yes, there's the Magpie I LOVE! :) I got nothi...Ahh yes, there's the Magpie I LOVE! :) <BR/><BR/>I got nothing.MamaGeek @ Works For Ushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09563543041234527282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-16343885938782970052007-12-03T21:37:00.000-05:002007-12-03T21:37:00.000-05:00I like your joke. Also the brevity of the post. I'...I like your joke. Also the brevity of the post. I'm considering starting a "brief post" award, and your post would be a strong contender.<BR/><BR/>I posted <A HREF="http://collectingtokens.wordpress.com/2007/12/03/my-favorite-joke/" REL="nofollow">my favorite joke</A>. (It's similar to niobe's, but I give you the version I've been saying for years.)alejnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07220142310790773053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-67984933548279352222007-12-03T20:03:00.000-05:002007-12-03T20:03:00.000-05:00A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "...A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"flutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-14215537943419532692007-12-03T19:57:00.000-05:002007-12-03T19:57:00.000-05:00A termite walks into a bar and says "So, where's t...A termite walks into a bar and says "So, where's the bar tender?"Pinkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08948376756823353774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-11919332695440289712007-12-03T18:23:00.000-05:002007-12-03T18:23:00.000-05:00Oh I am such a dork - that made me laugh.I like Ni...Oh I am such a dork - that made me laugh.<BR/><BR/>I like Niobe's, too.<BR/><BR/>I got nothing. The pressure is too much.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02086167716210736774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-54633624053402711162007-12-03T18:05:00.000-05:002007-12-03T18:05:00.000-05:00I already shared mine in a post not too long ago.....I already shared mine in a post not too long ago...the one about the string who walked into a bar.<BR/><BR/>Julie<BR/><A HREF="http://theartfulflower.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Using My Words</A>Julie Pipperthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169574697104642479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-69496127223767916902007-12-03T18:03:00.000-05:002007-12-03T18:03:00.000-05:00Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? B...Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey.<BR/><BR/>I am horrible at jokes. Horrible.BipolarLawyerCookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00718892727028970068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-46935133017642820312007-12-03T17:45:00.000-05:002007-12-03T17:45:00.000-05:00What's white and climbs trees?A refrigerator.What's white and climbs trees?<BR/><BR/>A refrigerator.jo(e)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01488562158252331555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-91216499066430139722007-12-03T17:22:00.000-05:002007-12-03T17:22:00.000-05:00One line?! ONE LINE?! I can't even say "Hi!" in on...One line?! ONE LINE?! I can't even say "Hi!" in one line, let alone tell a whole joke! Like yours and Niobe's, though!MadMadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11550335108031470562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-23749808519407439482007-12-03T17:21:00.000-05:002007-12-03T17:21:00.000-05:00I can't remember anything. Ever. But I like your...I can't remember anything. Ever. But I like your joke.Maewen Archerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02740660002168077471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-14601295921153370082007-12-03T17:18:00.000-05:002007-12-03T17:18:00.000-05:00sorry, two sentences: why did the monkey fall out ...sorry, two sentences: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-21798029647402182082007-12-03T17:11:00.000-05:002007-12-03T17:11:00.000-05:00A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"niobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10685766216611639434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-90532284857854770912007-12-03T16:59:00.000-05:002007-12-03T16:59:00.000-05:00What irish goddess said. Also, I am a notoriously...What irish goddess said. Also, I am a notoriously poor joke-teller.Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05602868040771218507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31542820.post-40820167725866546492007-12-03T16:43:00.000-05:002007-12-03T16:43:00.000-05:00There is something in my brain that makes me forge...There is something in my brain that makes me forget a joke the minute I hear it. I have none for you.Irish Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17138645108776361753noreply@blogger.com