08 May 2008

Blonde

Lest you think the child is bright, let me assure you that she has her blonde moments.

ONE
An egg is a kind of vegetable, right, Daddy?

TWO
Mommy, I had a dream while I was napping!!

What did you dream?

That my shoe was on my bed!

THREE
Scene: The school playground. Miss M. is on the slide, holding a bucket in her right hand. Buckets are not allowed on the slide - they are considered to be too dangerous.

Her teacher says: Hey, what's in your hand?

Miss M. transfers the bucket from her right hand to her left, and holds up her right hand. Nothing.

19 comments:

Victoria said...

That last one is priceless! LOL!

She She said...

Well, chickens are about as smart as vegetables so she's not far off. Love it!

Aunt Becky said...

She sounds like what the voices in my head say :)

Janet said...

I think #3 shows heaps of ingenuity.

Mayberry said...

Agree with Janet. #3 is tres smart.

the dragonfly said...

Clever!! (the last one, not saying an egg is a vegetable. ;)

DD said...

Those are awesome! Childhood observations are the greatest.

LAS said...

That last one is very clever!

Her Grace said...

Yep, number three proves she's a genius! Very clever!

Furrow said...

In Miss M's defense:

1)Eggs are tricky.
2) Those super-realistic dreams are freaky because sometimes you wake up and you can't remember if your missing shoe really is on your bed or if you dreamt it.
3) yeah. pretty smart.

Aliki2006 said...

I love that egg comment--really, it's classic.

KC said...

I'm partial to the shoe dream.

Edge said...

Wow, she has a future in sales!

~Jef

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

What? It's not a kind of vegetable?

kathy a. said...

bwahhhahaha! about #3 -- you're gonna have to keep your eyes open with this one!

Julia said...

So if I tell you she sounds like a lawyer-to-be, would that upset you? Some of them are lovable, at least sometimes. Even if not often in their first year of law school while they hone their new-found skills of arguing on any side of any argument.

Nap Warden said...

She sounds a lot like Miss Peach:)

angeline said...

Wohoo!!! These are classics! What a genius, even I can't answer the first question....

Ozma said...

Are you kidding. That last one shows your kid is a genius!