03 June 2008

PSA: Hair

Herewith let it be known that, if a four and half year old child has an irretrievable rat's nest of hair in the aftermath of the application of too much ice-cream and other sticky stuff, it is somewhat less than advisable to decide to give said child a haircut after one glass of wine, as the results will require remediation.

That is all.

21 comments:

alejna said...

Oh, dear. But perhaps the time was right for a new hairstyle?

FreshHell said...

Ha! Do we get pictures? Or is this something best not seen?

womaninawindow said...

Yes, advisable.
Ever hear of Infusium leave-in treatment...for next time...you know, after the hair grows out and all...

Kyddryn said...

Oh, well...there's always the "Legend of Billie Jean" look...

Shade and Sweetwater,
K

Mayberry said...

Uh oh, are we in for a whole series of these "lessons Magpie learned the hard way"?

PicaboMama said...

Oh my!

Sober Briquette said...

Yes, two glasses of wine is recommended.

Are you going to blame someone else? I hate having to face the professionals after I've done some hacking.

In fact, I have to take my dog to the groomer next week, and she's going to raise her eyebrows at the "corrections" I made.

DD said...

Just refer to it as her "summer hair style".

Kirsetin said...

Oh, pictures, please, so we can all enjoy a good laugh with OUR glasses of wine.

At least it's just hair...it will grow...and maybe before the authorities notice!

MadMad said...

Or have two... and then you won't care! Hahaha!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

That's exactly why I start with the professionals--I know that's where I'll end up anyway.

Julia said...

Sorry for your troubles. But this shit is funny. :)
And confirms my belief that kids and ice cream is a dangerous combination.

painted maypole said...

you are a fount of sage advice, thanks

Mental P Mama said...

Oopsie.

She She said...

Oooh. Take a picture.

Angeline said...

*laugh* yes...yes...

the mama bird diaries said...

Hilarious.

It's also advisable to show us the pictures. PLEASE.

cactus petunia said...

Obviously, one glass of wine was not enough! Do we get to see pictures?

wheelsonthebus said...

oh, NO!

Furrow said...

You're right. The kid probably needs at least two glasses of wine to sit still enough not to cause a disaster.

Furrow said...

Oh, wait. You meant after you drank the wine. Got it.