03 December 2007

One Sentence

I'm all posted out. So, here's my favorite one-sentence joke:

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a mop".

It's about the only joke I can remember with any consistency. You?


19 comments:

Irish Goddess said...

There is something in my brain that makes me forget a joke the minute I hear it. I have none for you.

slouching mom said...

What irish goddess said. Also, I am a notoriously poor joke-teller.

niobe said...

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

ejessica said...

sorry, two sentences: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Teryn said...

I can't remember anything. Ever. But I like your joke.

MadMad said...

One line?! ONE LINE?! I can't even say "Hi!" in one line, let alone tell a whole joke! Like yours and Niobe's, though!

jo(e) said...

What's white and climbs trees?

A refrigerator.

BipolarLawyerCook said...

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey.

I am horrible at jokes. Horrible.

Julie Pippert said...

I already shared mine in a post not too long ago...the one about the string who walked into a bar.

Julie
Using My Words

Jen M. said...

Oh I am such a dork - that made me laugh.

I like Niobe's, too.

I got nothing. The pressure is too much.

Pinky said...

A termite walks into a bar and says "So, where's the bar tender?"

flutter said...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"

alejna said...

I like your joke. Also the brevity of the post. I'm considering starting a "brief post" award, and your post would be a strong contender.

I posted my favorite joke. (It's similar to niobe's, but I give you the version I've been saying for years.)

WorksForMom said...

Ahh yes, there's the Magpie I LOVE! :)

I got nothing.

azure said...

This is a great joke to use especially when the talk is getting off-color and maybe you're feeling a little uncomfortable

"What do you do with a elephant with three balls?"

"Walk him and pitch to the rhino"

Rima said...

OK, I had to have the P-Dog explain this joke to me, but once he did, I was totally ROFL!!! Loved. It.

What did the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt."

Julia said...

I left the tab open and everything, and I am still blanking on good one-liners. I have longer stuff, but that does not fit the genre. Oh, well.
Funny stuff from everyone else, though.

hello insomnia said...

LOVE THIS.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

jenkins said...

so a dyslexic walks into a bra...