I'm all posted out. So, here's my favorite one-sentence joke:
A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a mop".
It's about the only joke I can remember with any consistency. You?
03 December 2007
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There is something in my brain that makes me forget a joke the minute I hear it. I have none for you.
What irish goddess said. Also, I am a notoriously poor joke-teller.
A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
sorry, two sentences: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.
I can't remember anything. Ever. But I like your joke.
One line?! ONE LINE?! I can't even say "Hi!" in one line, let alone tell a whole joke! Like yours and Niobe's, though!
What's white and climbs trees?
A refrigerator.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey.
I am horrible at jokes. Horrible.
I already shared mine in a post not too long ago...the one about the string who walked into a bar.
Julie
Using My Words
Oh I am such a dork - that made me laugh.
I like Niobe's, too.
I got nothing. The pressure is too much.
A termite walks into a bar and says "So, where's the bar tender?"
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"
I like your joke. Also the brevity of the post. I'm considering starting a "brief post" award, and your post would be a strong contender.
I posted my favorite joke. (It's similar to niobe's, but I give you the version I've been saying for years.)
Ahh yes, there's the Magpie I LOVE! :)
I got nothing.
This is a great joke to use especially when the talk is getting off-color and maybe you're feeling a little uncomfortable
"What do you do with a elephant with three balls?"
"Walk him and pitch to the rhino"
OK, I had to have the P-Dog explain this joke to me, but once he did, I was totally ROFL!!! Loved. It.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt."
I left the tab open and everything, and I am still blanking on good one-liners. I have longer stuff, but that does not fit the genre. Oh, well.
Funny stuff from everyone else, though.
LOVE THIS.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
so a dyslexic walks into a bra...
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