In last week's Punch Line post, my sister left a single word comment: "beige". It's like a thrown gauntlet - I have to post the beige joke. And honestly? Once you've heard it, beige will never be the same.
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What's the difference between the whore, the mistress and the wife?
The whore rolls over and says "that'll be $200".
The mistress finishes and says "honey, that was awesome, that was the best, you're the greatest".
The wife lies there and says "beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige".