10 May 2010

Punch Line: Beige

In last week's Punch Line post, my sister left a single word comment: "beige". It's like a thrown gauntlet - I have to post the beige joke. And honestly? Once you've heard it, beige will never be the same.

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What's the difference between the whore, the mistress and the wife?

The whore rolls over and says "that'll be $200".

The mistress finishes and says "honey, that was awesome, that was the best, you're the greatest".

The wife lies there and says "beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige".

11 comments:

slow panic said...

i love this joke.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

That reminds me of a joke I friend used to tell. He said he and his wife had been married so long the only kind of sex they had anymore was hall sex. Hall sex is when you pass each other in the hallway and sneer, "f*ck you" at one another.

painted maypole said...

as you know, beige has been a theme in my life lately. But at least I haven't painted the CEILING beige (or even been tempted to!)

Life As I Know It said...

hahaha...that was good and Jen's was good too.

heidi said...

Pinky! Beige! LOLOL!!!!! (off to tell the hubby)

Mental P Mama said...

Coffee just came out my nose. Seriously....

YourFireAnt said...

You're right.

T.

Kyla said...

LOL!

abby said...

that is hilarious. thank you.

Gotta Knit! said...

Love the joke. Now if I can only remember it to tell others.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

<3