07 May 2010

She's Going To Be An Interesting Teenager

On the left, Mommy and Daddy as aliens, with a small person described as her "arch enemy".

On the right, the supreme controller with the trophies that she's won.

When asked why she wanted to control her mommy and daddy, she said "because it would be fun, you would always let me eat candy, and you would never put me in time out. Also, then I could have all the playdates I want and I could sleep on your heads. Also, I would get a cat and a dog, because I love them both."

25 comments:

FreshHell said...

Hee hee. Hilarious. And a bit scary.

liz said...

I LOVE IT.

This Here Bliss said...

Ha! You have seen your future, and it looks like fun. (Although a teenager sleeping on your head might not be so fun.)

Mental P Mama said...

That's an understatement;)

Dora said...

Hilarious! Hmmm, sleeping on your heads. What a curious mind.

niobe said...

Um, how does that song go? Everybody wants to rule the world.

de said...

Given the same four options, I think I'd choose magic powers, too.

Kelly said...

Hopefully she'll still let you write about her then.

mayberry said...

She rocks. But I want to know what weird kid is choosing "to be flat." I guess it's a Flat Stanley thing, but dude! Use your magic powers to make you flat if you want. And then not flat.

Furrow said...

The good thing is, she doesn't perceive herself as having those powers now. It's just a fantasy. I'd say that's nice work on your part.

painted maypole said...

sleep on your heads. i think our kid does that already.

hmm... maybe she does control us.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

She just may end up doing i!

Emma said...

Love this. And I'd kind of still like to control my mom and dad.

alejna said...

This cracks me up. Especially the "sleep on your heads bit."

susan said...

It's good to have a dream :)

The Library Lady said...

Some days I'd definitely go for "invisible".

And teens are ALWAYS interesting. The word has many,many meanings :S

heidi said...

You are so f*cked.

Very Mary said...

Did you tell her that is EXACTLY what it's like to be a grown up?

crazymumma said...

The phrase you are toast springs to mind.

good luck.

slow panic said...

sadly enough the "sleep on your heads" does not surprise me. why do they like to do that?

bipolarlawyercook said...

I'm with her on the magic powers, because then I'd have CATS.

Also, I got a DSW coupon in the mail yesterday for 30% off.

Those gold python Sanitas are mine. I will take a picture and post it for you on the blog.

anymommy said...

I'm yeah. That is fantastic. And a little frightening for you.

Mashuga Mom said...

Hysterical, imagine how the comments will remain the same, but the picture will change as she gets older.LOL

slouchy said...

heheh.

watch out world, m. is coming.

Kyla said...

You're in for it...but aren't we all!